weird-ecologies:

I’m late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

unabashedlybi:

renthethief:

beyondthetemples-ooc:

parttimepup:

strnger-kid:

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

goweninsane:

dkpsyhog:

dankmemeuniversity:

I love this post because it doesn’t look like it should work but when you really think it through it does

I LOVE tangrisity structures

houg-deactivated20210418:

nahayirun:

Self betrayal

marquisedemasque:

vantwinblade:

tiktoks-i-like:

I didn’t even have the sound on and KNEW what the song would be

rox-and-prose:

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:

I will be removing myself from situations

If something is happening, well, I certainly don’t want anything to do with that

dillyt:

any evil pokémon leader ever: my plan is perfect and no one can stop me!

an 11 year old child:

mayuthey:

pest-bot:

“Garlic bread is just Bread with Garlic” this completely overlooks the gayness

i saw this post the first time not noticing it was pest-bot who posted it and just… accepted it at face value

i was just like “yeah garlic bread is gay that sounds about right” and scrolled right by

mintywhisker:

logging on to tumblr dot com like

vine tarot

toadst0ne:

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

(no associated catchphrase)

a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

(no associated catchphrase)

(’take on me’ opening notes)

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cloudii-skye:

cloudii-skye:

vibe check *folds you into origami*

I love this response in particular because it sounds like you’re vaguely insulting my origami folding skills